CID PJ
Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....
Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!
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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……
Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……
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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……
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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
Gaur farmayiga…
Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… J
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[arz kiya hai......]
ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
[Gaur farmayiega]….
ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.
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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati
Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.
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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....
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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.
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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..
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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
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Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..
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Zindagi badi Udaaas hai
Zindagi badi Udaaas hai
Daya ne hai bahut kaam kiya
Ab Usko lagi zoron ki Pyaas hai
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Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro ....
Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro....
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ACP Pradyuman bole Daya se
Pura ghar theek se chaan maaro....
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Gaur farmaayiyega:
Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..
Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..
Daya.. Jara ye darwaaza to tod do
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Jab tum hi nahin rahe to jeena kya hai…………
Jab tum hi nahin rahe to jeena kya hai……………
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Aakhir pata to chale khuni ka maksad kya hai…………..
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Fedrick bola "Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"
"Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"
Aur Is laash ka na to haath aur na koi paav hai...
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Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh
Gaur farmaaiye
Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh
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ACP se Abhijeet bola "ye mujrim hai bada chaalaak”…
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Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,
Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,
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Jab bhi ACP Pradyuman ungli ghuma ke kehta hai…
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
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Fedrick bola "Sir ladki badi rangeen hai"
Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola “Sir ladki badi rangeen hai”
ACP Pradhuman bola
fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai
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Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Wah Wah Wah Wah...
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ACP Pradyuman bole :Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!"
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daya k thappad k gunj se uude hain sare pankhi yaahaa vaahaaa,
Daya k thappad k gunj se uude sare hain pankhi yaahaa vaahaaa,
Wah Wah….
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ACP praduman bole abhijeet aakhir lash gayi kaha ......!!!!!
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Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..
Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah
Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..
Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah
“Pata Karon Daya, Pata Karo” !!!
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Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega
Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega
*Wah Wah Wah Wah*
Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!!
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Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,
Dekihye zara
Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,
Dicky Kholke bola ACP,
“Oh god, Yahaan pe toh laash hain”
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Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii
Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii
Wah Wah …
Wah Wah …
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ACP Pradyuman Kahee
Aab Jail mein Saado … Tumhe to Phaanssi Hogi … Phansiiii
Kuch bhi karlo hamare samne tumhari hoshiyari nahi chalegi....
Wah Wah . . . .
Kuch bhi karlo hamare samne tumhari hoshiyari nahi chalegi....
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ACP Pradyuman kehte hain tumhein to jaroor fansi hogi....
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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….
Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….
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“Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye … “
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Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge
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Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge
Aur
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Doctor Salunke Murde se bhi sach ugalawa lenge.
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Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth
Wah wah
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Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth
ACP Pradyuman keheta hai tume hogi “”SAZAYEE MAUT””…….
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Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,
Wah waaah,
Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,
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Criminal darta hai to sirf ACP Pradyuman ki mar se.
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Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro…
Waah waah…
Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro…
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ACP Pradyuman fredrick se bole, yahan ka chappa chappa chan maro……
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bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...
bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...
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Daya, Abhijeet...Poori jagah ko achchi tarah search karo...
5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…
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Gaur farmaiye…
5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…
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Daya, darwaza tod do….
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Iss duniya me Teen tarah ke log hote hai……
Human……………………
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Super Human………………..
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Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…
Waha wah…!!!
Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…
Waha wah…!!!
A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochoo
phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
Dr salukhe kya postmartom report aa gai...
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Gam - e - zindgi ne har dum aansu die hian
Gam - e - zindgi ne har dum aansu die hian
Sir,
lagta hai dono khoon ek hi aadmi ne kie hain
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Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..
Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah
Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..
Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah
“Pata Karon Daya, Pata Karo” !!!
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Shanhjahan ne taj banwaya , akbar ne laal qila
Shanhjahan ne taj banwaya , akbar ne laal qila
Dhyaan se dekho abhijeet , wahan koi saboot mila ??
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garmio k mausam mein jee bhar k khelo
garmio k mausam mein jee bhar k khelo
daya in sabke fingerprints lelo.....
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Arz hai
Behti hawa sa tha woh
udti patang sa tha woh
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai:
kahan gaya............ usse dhundoo
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Bagal ke gaonme hai bahut sare kue
Bagal ke gaonme hai bahut sare kue
ACP bola kisine to dekha hoga khoon hote hue
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Ful Khil gaye baharome , ghata chaa gayi
Wah Wah
Ful Khil gaye baharome , ghata chaa gayi
Dr. Salunke , Kya postmortom report aa gayi...??
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Arz Hai
Pyar karne walo ki sada hoti hai jeet
Wah Wah
Pyar karne walo ki sada hoti hai jeet
Khuni bhag raha hai , chalo pakadte hai Abhijeet.
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Ye zindagi hai ek moh maya
Wah Wah
Ye zindagi hai ek moh maya...........
Kuch to gadbad hai DAYA.
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Arz kiya hai
Tu hai besharam , Tu hai Behaya
irshad , irshad
Tu hai besharam , Tu hai Behaya
Main hu ACP pradyuman Aur ye hai DAYA
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Na jaan na pehchan tu mera mehman
Wah Wah
Na jaan na pehchan tu mera mehman
Fready bola:
Sir , iss case ko hum solve karke he rahenge ,
bhale he kyu na chali jaye mere jaan
Acp says :case solve kaar na hain bara hi load
case solve kaar na hain bara hi load
ungli hilte rahegi kyun ki ye hain forevr vibration mode
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Balti bhaar pani mein doob ke maar jao
Balti bhaar pani mein doob ke maar jao
yeh kya policy hai bhai, sirf daya se hi darwaza todwao
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haar waqt dimag ko kaam pe lagao
haar waqt dimag ko kaam pe lagao
darwaza fredricks se nehin Daya se todwao
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yeh haseen vadiyaan aur khula aakash..
yeh haseen vadiyaan aur khula aakash..
MY GOD ! Abhijeet, Ek aur laash..
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2012 mein duniya sarvanash hai ....
2012 mein duniya sarvanash hai .....
arre sir yahan pe to laash hai !!
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Garmio ke mausam mein jee bhar k khelo
Garmio ke mausam mein jee bhar k khelo.
ACP Pradyuman says -Daya, in sabke fingerprint lelo..
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chamche pe chamcha ,spoon pe spoon
chamche pe chamcha ,spoon pe spoon
abhijeet , dekho wahaan laga hai khoon
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ghumne se aata hai mazaa ..
ghumne se aata hai mazaa...
acp ne kaha tumhe to hogi maut ki sazaaaaa
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lagi hain aag har taraf shor hai.....
lagi hain aag har taraf shor hai.....
acp ne kaha.....katil koi aur hai.....
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students ko nai lagta examz se ab darr.....
wah wah
students ko nai lagta examz se ab darr......
ACP to abhijeet : ye suicide hai yah murder ????
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dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye.....
dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye....
Abhijeet : khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye..!!!!!
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chahe cricket ball ho ya footbal hum catch nahi karte,
chahe cricket ball ho ya footbal,hum catch nahi karte,
acp sahab ye fingerprints match nahi karte
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devdas se milne gayi paro
devdas se milne gayi paro
fredricks tum joke mat maro!!
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Paani ko freezer me rakhne se hota hai baraf....
Paani ko freezer me rakhne se baraf...
Abhijeet tum is taraf jao aur Daya tum us taraf.
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Dhoop bahut hai , Chata lagao ......
Dhoop bahut hai , Chata lagao ......
Yeh criminal kidhar chupa hai , Abhijeet pata lagao !!!!!!
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Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..
Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..
Madam darwaza khol do hum C.I.D se aaye hai..
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Aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai...
ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai..
khun isi ghar mein huaa hai!
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!
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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!
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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,
takdir mein jo likha wo milega
"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!
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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,
KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.
Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!
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surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche
surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche
abhijeet pata lagao
ad me kutte ke tarah kyu bhaagte hain bachche!
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mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai
mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai
daya
mujhe maali nai watchman pe shak hai
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Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.
Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.
ACP bolta hai tarika lelo puri family ki LIE-DETECTOR TEST.
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Mere best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......
meri best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......
kya Daya ke Qualis mein lagegi meri Activa ki chabi
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Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . . wah wah
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "
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Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai.....
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!
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Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......
Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......
Daya oaur Abhijit puri jagah chaan maaro...
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Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaku.....
Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaaku.....
"Thaare ko kya hua Anandi ke bapu?!!"
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Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........
Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........
ACP kehta Hai,
DAYA gadi tej chalao nahi to khuni bhag jayega.....
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Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha
wah wah
gaur farmaiga Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,
Iska matlab DAYA khoni balcony se aaya tha.
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khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....
wah wah...wah wah
khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....
daya bola ACP saab yeh hai khuni ki chaddi.....
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